Chithunzi chokhudza amayi. Chitsanzo cha zojambulajambula za Tsiku la Amayi

Pa Tsiku la Amayi kapena Tsiku la Amayi, zochitika zochititsa chidwi zokhudza amayi ndi zofunika kwambiri. Ayenera kukhala wokoma mtima, wogwira mtima komanso wosangalatsa. Ndipotu, zochitika za amayi zimasonyeza moyo wokha. Ndipo mu ubale ndi kulera, muyenera kuyang'ana kwambiri ndi kuseketsa, chifukwa mwina makolo anu sangathe kupirira.

Kukongoletsa kwa holoyi

Kwa Tsiku la Akazi ndi Tsiku la Amayi, kawirikawiri m'mabungwe a ana ndizo zikondwerero. Ndikofunika kwambiri asanayambe kukongoletsa holo. Pachifukwachi mungagwiritse ntchito mabuloni, maluwa akuluakulu a mapepala, nyuzipepala zamakoma, amaimirira.

Zithunzi Zithunzi "Azimayi athu ali aang'ono" akhoza kukhala chiyambi cha mpikisano. Kuti muchite izi, pansi pa zithunzi muyenera kusiya malo omwe anawo omwe angalembere, omwe amayi awo amasindikizidwa. Pafupi muyenera kuyika deta yanu. Izi zidzakuthandizani kusankha wopambana mukamaliza mwachidule mpikisano.

Mawu achichepere "Monga galimoto yamoto!"

Zojambula zosangalatsa za amayi anga zikhoza kukhala zochokera kuzinthu za ana. Awo amakhala mu "banki ya nkhumba" ya kholo lililonse, ndizofunikira kuti musamaiwale kukumbukira kapena kutsegula zolemba zomwe ana azonyoza kwambiri amasonkhanitsa. Kaŵirikaŵiri amapanga maziko a malemba. Mwachitsanzo, zojambulajambula zochepa zokhudza amai zingakhale monga choncho.

"Mwana wanga, ndine wokongola?" Akufunsa mayi anga, akuyang'ana pagalasi. "Inde, Amayi ..." mwana wokondwa amanong'oneza bondo. "Monga ngati galimoto yamoto!"

Mawu a ana. "Kodi dinosaurs anali kuti?"

Kapena mwinamwake pali zochitika zina za amayi.

Mwanayo amayang'ana njinga yomwe msungwanayo watenga kumsewu. Mwanayo amakhudza gudumu, amayesera kusaka mu lipenga. Kenako amafunsa mwachidwi kuti: "Amayi, ndi akale, mudali wamng'ono, kodi munali ndi njinga?" Amayi akuyankha kuti: "Ayi, mwana wanga, ine ndinalibe kukongola koteroko, mwatsoka ..." - "Inde, kale Icho chinali. Kodi ma dinosaurswo ndiye? "

Chitsanzo cha Amayi atatu

Ndikofunika kusankha nthawi ya tchuthi zojambula za ana za amayi ndi agogo, momwe chikondi cha makolo, chisamaliro chikuwonetsedwa. Nkhaniyi imangokwaniritsa zofunikira izi. Zojambula za ana a ndakatulo zimaseweredwa nthawi zina ndi kutenga nawo mbali kapena wolemba. Pano pali maudindo a agogo, amayi ndi Tanyushi. Choncho, zithunzi zoyenera kwa agogo ndi amayi.

Mawu a wolemba:

Tanechka anakhala pansi kusewera madzulo.

Anatulutsa chidole-anali ndi zokwanira kuti agone nawo!

Anapempha Tanyusha funso ( mawu a Tanya ):

"Kodi iwe, mwana wamkazi, wapachika mphuno yako?

Anayambanso kusewera tsiku lonse, fidget,

Ndiponso wakana kwathunthu ku chakudya chamadzulo?

Momwe ine ndinachitira kuzunzidwa, mwana wanga, ndi iwe!

Posachedwa udzakhala ngati machesi, woonda!

Mverani mayi, mukufunikira turntable!

Ndiwe apa, wokondedwa, tiyi ndi tchizi! "

Mawu a wolemba:

Mayi Tanya anabwera kunyumba kuchokera kuntchito.

Tanya anafunsa ( mawu a amayi ):

"Bwanji, mwana wamkazi, bizinesi?

Anayambanso kusewera tsiku lonse, fidget,

Ndiponso wakana kwathunthu ku chakudya chamadzulo?

Momwe ine ndinachitira kuzunzidwa, mwana wanga, ndi iwe!

Posachedwa udzakhala ngati machesi, woonda!

Mverani mayi, mukufunikira turntable!

Ndiwe apa, wokondedwa, tiyi ndi tchizi! "

Mawu a wolemba:

Kenaka agogo anga a amayi a amayi anga anabwera.

Ndipo Tanya anafunsa amayi ake ( mawu a agogo aakazi ):

"Mwanawe, iwe ukuwoneka wotopa kwambiri ..."

Mwinamwake, simunadye tsiku lonse lotopa?

Kusukulu mumagwira ntchito, koma simukuzikonda!

Anakhala lero lero opanda chakudya chamasana?

Momwe ine ndinachitira kuzunzidwa, mwana wanga, ndi iwe!

Posachedwa udzakhala ngati machesi, woonda!

Mverani mayi, mukufunikira turntable!

Ndiwe apa, wokondedwa, tiyi ndi tchizi! "

Mawu a wolemba:

Amayi atatu, ana atatu aakazi m'chipinda chodyera akukhala,

Amayi atatu amayang'ana ana awo aakazi mwachipongwe.

Si zophweka, si zophweka kukhala amayi,

Ana a Kohl ali ouma kwambiri!

Chitsanzo chokhudza mwana ndi mayi

Zolandiridwa bwino ndi omvetsera zithunzi zozizwitsa zokhudza amayi anga ndi ana okalamba. Ndipotu nthawi zonse makolo amaona ana awo. Zochitikazo "Amayi ndi mwana-mkulu wa sukulu" ayamba kale. Ikani nawo mbali ziwiri.

Amayi amadzutsa mwana wake: "Ndi nthawi yoti mudzuke, mwinamwake mudzakhalanso mochedwa! Nyamuka, mwana, ana onse apita kusukulu! "Mwana:" Chabwino, theka la ora, Amayi! Ndikudwala sukulu imeneyi! "-" Choncho, mwana, simungathe! Sukulu ndi udindo wanu! "-" Sindikufuna! Maslov adzaponyanso nsanza yakuda! "-" Akufunabe kupita kusukulu! "-" Sindipita! Ivan Petrovich kwa ine akuggling, nthawi zonse kufunafuna zolakwa! "-" Zokwanira kusankha ndi kusankha. Tauka, iwe wopuma! "-" Ndipo Filippova amandiwonetsa ine kumbuyo kwa lirime lake, amachitcha mayina osiyanasiyana! "-" Nanga bwanji tsopano? Kusukulu, mukufunikirabe kupita! Ndiwe woyang'anira! "

Chitsanzo "Sadafune, mwina ..."

Chithunzi chachidule cha mayi wochokera kwa ana nthawi zambiri chimachokera pa zochitika zenizeni. Nkhani zambiri zodzikongoletsera zimachotsedwa ku "Yeralash" ndipo zimawerengedwanso pa maholide ndi ana. Mwachitsanzo, apa chochitikachi ndikutsimikizira kuti alendo onse ndi owonerera amawasangalatsa.

Mayi amadula mbatata ndikuuza mtsikanayo nthano, ndipo mwana wake amadya pafupi.

"Ndipo Little Red Riding Hood inalowa m'nkhalango kwa agogo ake. Chew bwino! Iye amapita, ndipo akupita ku mbuzi yokalamba. Iwe ukutafuna, iwe umafuna bwino kutafuna! Ananyenga mtsikanayo, adathamangira kunyumba ndipo adameza agogo aakazi. Kodi mudzafunafuna kapena ayi? Kenaka adameza mtsikanayo. Rui, ndikukuuzani, kufuula bwino! Koma kenako adabwera osaka, adawona mmbulu, adang'amba mimba yake. Muzifunafuna chakudya chambiri, ndikuti ndikuuzeni zambiri! Ndipo agogo aakazi ndi mdzukulu wake adatuluka ali amoyo komanso osakhudzidwa ... "

Mwana wanga wamkazi anaika supuni, ananyamuka nati: "Ndicho chifukwa amayi anga sanamvere ndipo sankadya chakudya moyenera!"

Chitsanzo "Kodi diary ili kuti?"

N'zotheka kulumikiza zochitika za sukulu ku zochitika zokhudzana ndi zikondwerero zoperekedwa kwa amayi. Iwo amatengedwa kuchokera ku moyo weniweni. Mwachitsanzo, nthawi zambiri zochitika za amayi kuchokera kwa ana zimakhudzana ndi kafukufuku.

"Mwana, iwe umakhala kachiwiri pa mathalauza a kompyuta? Kotero iwe udzakhalabe wosadziwa! "- Amayi akutembenukira kwa mwanayo. "Chabwino, iwe kumbuyo, makolo! Kompyutala ikupita! Munthu ameneyo ndi amene amatha kuonedwa kuti ndi wochiritsidwa komanso wopangidwa lero, amene amadziwa njirayi! Ndipo ine_munthu wotereyo , wokhwima, wophunzira ndi wophunzitsidwa! "- Anayankhidwa modzikuza wachinyamatayo.

"Chabwino, ndiye ndiwonetseni diary yanu, chikhalidwe chathu ndi ophunzira!" - Amayi samasiya. "Ndipo ali kuti?" Akufunsa mnyamatayo, osati kuyang'ana mmwamba kuchokera pa kompyuta. "Mwinamwake, mu mbiri yanu!"

Mwanayo akukwera mu thumba la sukulu, koma sapeza kanthu. "Palibe izo apo! Mwinamwake ndinapambana mayesero! "- mwanayo amayankha ndikuyesa kukhala pansi pa kompyuta. Mayi amachotsa izo, amakhala pansi ndikuphwanyira mbewa yake, kufunafuna chinachake.

"Amayi, tsopano mudzandifotokozera zonse, ine ndikutaya!" - Akufuula wophunzira wosakhulupirikayo. "Iwe, Sonny, watha kale! Pano, penyani, iyi ndi yanu yolemba nyuzipepala, ndipo aphunzitsi ake samazitenga cheke! Ndipo mmenemo tikuwona ... awiri mu Chirasha ndi kuwerengera masamu! Eya, ndipo apa pali ntchito yowonjezera kwa olemba mapulogalamu ... Choncho pafupi masewera anu ndi kuyamba kugwira ntchito! Kompyutala ikupita! Munthu ameneyo ndi amene angatengedwe kukhala wochiritsidwa komanso wopangidwa lero, yemwe amadziwa njirayi, "mayi wa mwana wamwamuna wamwamunayo akubwereza mobwerezabwereza.

Mwanayo wamunyoza mutu wake mwakachetechete. "Bwanji? Ndipo Vovka adanena kuti mukufunika kubisala diary ndi kuyendetsa ... Inde, n'zovuta kukhala ndi makolo omwe amamvetsa makompyuta! O, kupita patsogolo! Ndikulakalaka nditakhala ndi kompyuta! "

Chitsanzo "Mama-gamer"

Mwanayo wakhala pa kompyuta. Amayi alowa.

"Mwana wamkazi, ndipatseni zithunzi mu" Ophunzira "ndi vsunu!"

Mtsikanayo mosakayikira amapereka njira. Amayi amatenga phukusi la zithunzi, amatsegula galimotoyo ndikuyesera kuziyika pamenepo. Mwanayo akuseka: "Amayi, mukuchita chiyani! N'chifukwa chiyani mumayika zithunzizo m'magalimoto! "-" Koma ndizofunika motani? "-" Zatha ndi ogwira ntchito zamagetsi! Kodi galasi ikuyendetsa kuti? "-" Kodi ndi chinthu chochepa, ngati nyali? "-" Chabwino, inde, kuwala! Ndipo muyenera kupita koyamba pa webusaitiyi! Kodi mungalowe chiyani? "-" Ndani? "-" Lowani, Amayi! Eya, mawuwa ndi malemba, olembedwa apa makalata Achilatini, - mwana wamkazi amasonyeza amayi ake. "Ndipo apa iwo akulemba mawu achinsinsi!" - "Ah! Tsopano, patukani! "Mtsikanayo akuchoka, amayi anga amanyalanyaza, ndikuyang'ana pepala. Mwanayo akugwedeza dzanja lake ndikuchoka panyumbamo, akugwedeza mutu wake - ndicho "mayi" wopusa!

Khomo la kutsogolo likuwombera. Amayi amatulutsa makompyuta, mofulumira akugwedeza pa kibokosilo, akuyamba kuyankhula pa Skype: "Ndi Paracetamol! Finik, kodi mwakonzeka? Mwana wanga wamwalira, tili ndi maola awiri! Timayamba! Bwerani, pitani kuzungulira Mmodzi Wa Eyed Mockingbird kumanzere, ndipo perekani izo kumanja! Pita kumapiri! Bisani posachedwa! Kodi simungazione? Mtsinje, moni! Inunso munachoka pamalo ogwira ntchito? Bwerani, gwirizanitsani, kumanja, kumanja ... Bam! Wachita !!! Haha! Tinatenga! Timathamangira ku malo osungira ndege, mumasekondi awiri ndikuthawira ku dziko la Omerweiter! Alipo akutidikirira ife Mipikisano yambiri ya zida! Mankhwala a hyperbolic sanaiwale? Bwerani! "

Mutu "Tsiku la Amayi"

Mwanayo amamanga, akung'amba pansi. Chipindachi chimaphatikizapo mayi yemwe ali ndi matumba akuluakulu. Amayang'ana pozungulira ndikudabwa ndikukhala pansi. "Mwana, chinachitika ndi chiani? Kodi muli ndi deuce? "-" Nchifukwa chiyani mwasankha kuti? "-" Chabwino, n'chifukwa chiyani mwadzidzidzi mwayamba kuyeretsa? "-" Panali zitsulo pansi, choncho ndinaganiza zowononga! "Amayi akugwira pazamulo ndikugwira mtima:" Iwe wapukuta fumbi! Kodi ndimabwereranso kwa wotsogolera? "-" Ayi, ndangofuna kukuthandizani, pano ndikupukuta fumbi paliponse! "-" Ponseponse ??? "- amayi anga amataya chidziwitso. Mwanayo amanyamula madzi. Amayi amamwa mano. "Kodi mwathamangitsidwa kusukulu? Kodi kununkhira kwabwino kotani? "-" Iwo sanazilamulire. Ndipo fungo la mbatata yokazinga - Ndakukonzerani. Iwe watopa, mwinamwake! "Amayi akugwa kuchokera pa mpando, akufuula:" Dokotala! Ambulansi! Iwe, mwachiwonekere, wasungidwa m'chipinda cha ana! "

Mwanayo amapita ku foni, amajambulira chiwerengero ndi ziwalozo: "Ndanena kuti palibe chabwino kuyambira lero lino moms sichigwira ntchito ..." Ambulance "? Landirani vuto! Inde, mayi nayenso! Komanso ndi kuukira! "

Mayi mosamala amanyamulira mutu wake: "Kotero izi ndizo - mphatso chabe? - mwana wamwamuna. - Kodi tsiku la mama? Ndipo mawa chirichonse chidzakhala monga poyamba? "-" Chabwino, ndithudi, Amayi! Ndikulonjeza! "Mwanayo akupsompsona amayi pa tsaya, amagwirana manja ndikulowa m'khitchini. Mwanayo akunyamula zikwama.

"Mgonero wamadzulo"

Pambuyo pa nambala iliyonse ya pulogalamu, kuyamikira kwa amayi anu kuyenera kumveka. Zokambirana za "Festive Lunch" zidzakhala kusintha kuchokera ku konsati kupita ku tiyi.

Mwanayo ndi mwana wake akuwombera m'khitchini pafupi ndi chitofu. Mnyamata akupereka kuphika keke, ndipo mtsikanayo akuumirira pa supu kharcho. Sagwirizana nazo. Chotsatira chake, aliyense amawonjezera kuzinthu zomwe amawona kuti n'zofunikira.

Mwanayo akuwerenga: "Ikani mazira atatu mu ufa, kapu ya kirimu wowawasa ..." - amaika chakudya mu mbale yaikulu ndikuyamba kuyatsa uvuni. Msungwanayo akuwerenga njira yake. "Paprika yamoto imayikidwa ndi pod. Onjezani adyo, anyezi, coriander! "- akuwonjezera mankhwala ake ndi kusakaniza zonse ndi supuni. Kenaka ana amaika mbale mu uvuni ndikudikirira.

Pakhomo pakhomo pakhomo, mwanayo akuthamangira kukagogoda. Msungwanayo amatulutsa mbale kuchokera ku uvuni. Amayi amabwera mkati: "Kodi ndiwe wotani? Zikomo kwambiri chifukwa cha nkhawa yanu! "Mwanayo amamupatsa mbale ndi chidutswa cha chinthu chakuda pa icho. Amayi amawombera, amawadandaula, koma amamwa mofulumira. "Ndipo dzina la mbale yodabwitsa iyi ndi yotani?" - Amayi samavuta, koma amamwetulira. Ana amayankha mu chora: wina amalira "keke", ina - "kharcho". Mayi akugwedeza ndipo akuti: "Nthawi yomweyo ndinaganiza. Keke "Harcho". Ndizosangalatsa! "

Wopereka chiwonetsero pambuyo pa chochitika ichi akuuza alendo kuti: "Zakudya zathu siziphikidwa mwanjira iyi, kotero amayi apamtima ndi agogo aakazi sangachite ngati akuyesera kuti azilawa. Landirani aliyense ku phwando la chikondwerero! "