Oseketsa skits za ophunzira chifukwa KVNov, zikondwerero ndi kumadansi

Oseketsa skits za Ophunzirawo bwino pakati pa anthu a mibadwo yosiyana ndi maphunziro - ndi fuko limeneli. Aliyense akudziwa kuti ophunzira - ndi heyday mu anthu nthabwala.

Mayeso - nthawi yovuta

Kumene, mavuto kuthana wophunzira kukwaniritsa pa nyengo iyi pachimake. Zonsezi ndi kusonyeza zithunzi za ophunzira, zoseketsa amvekere. Chifukwa kuti apulumuke, akukuvutitsani, pamafunika njira zoseketsa kwa yankho la mavuto ambiri.

zithunzi zambiri Tsiku wophunzirayo oseketsa pofotokoza mochenjera situdiyo, zimene nsanje aliyense zopeka zongopeka.

Mwachitsanzo, mnyamata wamng'ono kutuluka kuyankha ndi tikiti mu dzanja. Professor otopa nods mutu wake - iwo amati, wayamba. "Tentabednye ndi tentatevitenye Titi", - anati wophunzira ndi lilime lake kucheza. maso pulofesa wa adzakhale "Kodi ??? Bwerezani, mzanga, ndi funso! Kodi izi Titi ??? "wophunzira akuti, lilime akulendewera kunja, gnarled liwu limene analimasulira kuti kumveka ngati izi:" Inu mukudziwa, Professor, galu wanga omaliza alumidwa pogwiritsa "-" Uyo sangakhale! Kodi chinachitika? "-" Ndine kudya sangweji ndi soseji, ndipo anathawa zapitazi. Ndimafuna kuti apfudze chakudya. Tsopano ine alumidwa lilime, ngati galu - ndi khutu alumidwa kutali. Ndipo funso ili: "centrifugal ndi magulu centripetal." Professor kupukusa mutu wake, ndi wophunzira mothandizidwa ndi nkhope ndi manja kuyesera muuze yankho.

Ndingafotokoze pa zala za dongosolo la dziko

Ambiri, anafotokoza M'nkhani ya atha kutumikira ngati chiwembu Vuto kwa interludes ambiri kuyambira skits modziwika zoseketsa. Kumwa za ophunzira inimitable kukongoletsa kakang'ono, imene Kuyesezera Dodger limatiuza osati a magulu centrifugal ndi centripetal, komanso anafotokoza zili "Othello", limafotokoza chipangizo atomiki, zikupereka yankho la funso "Zinyama Australia."

Kapenanso, inu mukhoza athe kumasulira, anatengedwa ndi ophunzira, amene amadziwa nkhani. Ngakhale oseketsa kwambiri adzakhala njira pamene pantomime sadziwa mnyamatayo munthu anamasuliridwa Professor chomwecho dolt, koma chidaliro mwa kuyenerera wake.

Kotero iwe sungakhoze kubwera ndi - iko kuyenera kuti kunali kamodzi!

Oseketsa skits za ophunzira kwenikweni anabadwa kuchokera pa mfundo zenizeni. Izi otchedwa nkhani yochepa, lidzasinthidwa kakang'ono. Ambiri zithunzi zoseketsa za ophunzira mu nkhani imeneyi mogwirizana ndi kupanda ndalama ndi wosanjikiza izi chikhalidwe, koma chikhalidwe ndinapirira achinyamata, umalimbana osati pa nthawiyo m'tsogolo, kuwathandiza "palibe nthunzi" pankhaniyi. Mwachitsanzo, zinthu akunena za "nthawi njala wophunzira" Kungakhalenso mbewu imene kukula ndi zithunzi tsiku la wophunzira, oseketsa ndi pang'ono chisoni.

Mu wophunzira cafeteria munthu akugula sausages awiri kuti achotse. Wandiweyani wogulitsayo mochenjera adaseleula motere naye: "Ndicho chinthu chatsopano ... Inu, Peter, kodi inu kuyenda, holide ndi inu?" - "Inde, Taisiya mwambo ndemanga ... Inde, zambiri, chonde, 18 mapulagi!" Mayang'anidwe ophunzira kuyembekezera ngwazi za tsiku pakhomo chodyera .

Kudzipereka kwa ophunzira

Oseketsa zithunzi kuti ndithudi zinachitika pa madyerero amenewa woyamba wophunzira, akukokomeza kunyozedwa miyoyo zosafunikira achinyamata. Pa dzanja limodzi, iwo, monga, malobvu Ziwerengero anamuponya kunja kwa kosamalira ndi moyo mavuto anakumana ndi tsoka lawo. Koma pa dzanja zina, tsopano wophunzira pali zinthu zina zofunika, "woyera" ndi "milungu". Choncho, oseketsa skits za ophunzira pa chochitika mu njira zina zochokera kuopa achinyamata kutsogolo kwa ofesi, aphunzitsi mkulu wa okhwima ndi mayeso.

Powonekera "mbuyo wa dziko"

Mukhoza kusewera kudzipereka zoseketsa ophunzira, kumene kwapatsidwa "Mkulu '. Anyamata kukhala atapanga bwalo, monga kuchita Amwenye. Mu tsitsi lawo m'malo nthenga kumutulutsira zolembera ndi zojambulira. Iwo akusuta "chogwirira cha dziko," umene umapita ku bwalo. Kuti skits za ophunzira, zoseketsa, ndi wodzala ena monyoza, zathandiza, m'pofunika kupereka ulemu wapadera kwa zipangizo aluso: "Akulu wanzeru" atavala leotards ndi mawondo yaitali ndiponso ong'ambika T-malaya zolembedwa wopatsa chidwi ndi "wokhala unyamata" - mu masuti ndi mataye ndi woyera zamkati.

Akulu amenewa kwa ana asukulu aang'onoang'ono

"Anzanga! Kwa inu, adzabwera warpath ndi mfumukazi wamphamvu zonse ndi wankhanza wa sayansi, iye amakoka mawu ake wadziwa ndani mavuto nkhondo imeneyi. Kumbukira dzina la Mulungu wamkulu ndi wamphamvu zonse za wophunzira dzina lake Anuni!

Koma inu mukudziwa, ife tiribe wamkazi zochepa mphamvu - ndi patroness ophunzira m'malo mwa ntchito Free kuti adzisankhidwa ukuchititsa ofesi mkazi Anunaha. Kwa iye, mtundu ndipo sizimadziwika, tingayandikire usiku uliwonse ndi tsiku mapemphero awo ochokera pansi pa mtima ndi zopempha lacrimal thandizo.

Anunahu kuthandiza wake timu-achibale, Gods wogwirizira: a wolimba ndi wansangala m'bale Nuifigto, wokongola mlongo Dapotom, Kaknibuduzh ndi Neseychas, mtundu, kalekale kuwononga Anunahu mbale Yasodral, Votvezot, Shporaest. Mu chisoni ndi wophunzira vuto malamulo nthawi zonse kutonthozedwa Anunaha amene ali naye pa ubwenzi: Nunesdam, Peresdam ndi Academ.

Zonse mu mkhalidwe nkhondo ndi Anunahom monga wamphamvu zonse mulungu-wankhanza Dean. Imeneyi si dzanja zosavuta ndi gubyatsya wake tsoka la ambiri a m'dziko mwathu muno! Ndipo iye oyesa kugubuduza Anunaha ndi kulipira wophunzira fraternity mu botanstvo. Koma Anuni anamuperekeza ake mosalekeza Umapeza machenjerero a Deanery, ndi mphwayi, pamodzi ndi razdolbaystvo zaka zakubadwa kupitiriza kulamulira kutsitsimuka kwa ubale waukulu ndi wosakhoza kuwonongeka!

M'pofunikanso kukumbukira kuti ofesi ya yolakwika Dean pothandiza cronies wake, ziwanda Nauchruk, pepala akuti, yosalepera ndi ena. Makamaka olamulirawo ndi nkhanza pakati pawo ndi despot zoipa osagwira ndi mkazi wake, Woipa Yemwe Tolkodva.

mphamvu zonse mdima kawiri pa chaka amathera Sabata lawo, pamene mphamvu awo akhale wamphamvu kwambiri. Awa amatchedwa covens zoopsa Gawo mawu. Pa Sabata Kwalamulidwa ophunzira kukhala ndi moyo wolungama, amene palibe malo ogona, kuyenda kumene mowa onse kusunga kusala kudya ndi osadya kukwera mu dorm zenera wamkazi, komanso kupemphera milungu wabwino: Anunahu, Zaulere, Nuifigto, Shporaest ndi ena.

Nawa waukulu, ana anga, kuti inu muyenera kudziwa ndi kukumbukira kulowa izi poterera, wodzala ndi mavuto ndi kuzunzika njira ... Amen! "