Chithunzi cha ukwati zosangalatsa - Zabwino kwa makolo achinyamata

Tsopano kunadetsa anachita skits ukwati, zoseketsa, nditaona, koma zothandiza kwambiri. Iwo akhoza mosamala adawafotokozera, wokonzedwera kwa alendo, koma akhoza idzaseweredwe impromptu, kuwerenga ndi mlembi wa lemba.

Chithunzi cha ukwati zosangalatsa - mphatso kwa alendo

Zili ngati ankapenta onse yochepa. Makamaka otchuka zithunzi za ukwati, zosangalatsa ndiponso pang'ono odandaula mmene Tiffany apongozi akuyesetsa kuthandizapo pa moyo wa achinyamata. Chitsanzo ndi powonekera "malangizo Amayi." Palibe ophunzira ambiri, choncho ntchito nthawi yaitali sikutanthauza maphunziro.

"Malangizo Amayi" Chithunzi chaching'ono, Act I

The m'nkhaniyi: mkazi wamng'ono (mwachitsanzo, Tanya), mwamuna kapena mkazi wamng'ono (mwachitsanzo, fupa), toscha mpongozi. Kuti zithunzi ukwati ndi oseketsa Mula, mukuganiza zovala wamkulu madona: apongozi ndi kumidzi azakhali ndi toscha - molodyascheysya mayi wa zaka indeterminate. Tanya silipita m'banja ntchito:

Sandwich a, patty ... (pokes iye phukusi ndi chakudya)

Tiwonana, wokondedwa wanga!

Ndidzadikira kwa inu, mzanga!

Chabwino, zabwino zonse, wokondedwa wanga!

Iye amayenda kutali ndi kutsatira mayi Tanya mu chipewa ndi nthenga kokongola, ikufotokoza izo, tembenuzani ndi kupukusa mutu wake contritely:

- Mwana wanga wamkazi chotani yonse?

Ndinu ngati choopsezera mbalame kwambiri!

Othina, monga mzimu ndi ...

Anakonzekeretsa khungu ...

Tanya:

- Chabwino, zonse za Chabwino!

ochepa okha kuti ndifulumire ...

Mawa ndi tchuthi ndi abwenzi -

Ndikufuna kubvala.

Timavala kusankha ndithandizeni?

Choncho, mtundu wa azivala? (Tanya chimakakamiza zovala za kwapadera ndi imakhudzanso yekha, akuyang'ana pa galasi).

mayi:

- Kodi kuvala inu mungathe?

Pali zambiri kuyang'ana!

Kodi mafupa a chikumbumtima yekha!

Twayini inu pamapeto!

Zikanakhala bwino katsalira kwa iwe kokha

Monga analangizidwa ndi atate!

Tanya:

- Mayi, ndi zokwanira kudula -

Ndatopa zonsezi!

Mwamuna ayenera kukonda -

Apa, pambuyo pa zonse, bizinesi ...

Amayi grins:

- Chabwino, kuyendabe

Masanza akale monga shishiga!

Pothokoza kuvala,

Ngati korona, unyolo goli! (Snorts Amayi ndi masamba, slamming chitseko)

Kostya anabwerera ku ntchito:

- Honey, kodi inu mwakonzeka?

Malangizo anga - fulumirani!

Tanya (mwachisoni):

- Ayi kavalidwe - zonse ndi atsopano ...

ufa, osati moyo! (Chitaya kavalidwe pa mpando, ndipo wabisa nkhope yake ndi manja ndi kulira)

Pamafunikanso mpongozi - mafupa mayi:

- Kodi mtundu wa mkangano ndi kumenyana kumeneko?

Kuchokera mwa ine kwa inu moni zonse!

Mkazi wosasangalala?

Mwana, penyani ine kuwawa:

Neuhozhen inu ndi thalauza ...

Kodi pali Tanya manja ???

Iye amakhala pakhomo tsiku lonse -

Zikusonyeza zikuwoneka yekha ??? (Costa amafufuza yokha agwedeza, otsutsiratu kuyang'anitsitsa mkazi wake)

Kostya:

- Tanya, muyenera kusambitsana b ...

Ndipo kuchotsa nyumba ... (Amayi nods kani)

Amayi akunena zoona:

Inu nthawizonse kupweteka

Mutu ... Osamanamizira!

Mwamsanga kukonzekera!

Tanya:

- Kulikonse sindipita!

Ndi bwino kuti mayi ine ndikupita! (Slams khomo ndi masamba. Kostya pansi iye adzagwira mutu wake ndi manja akunjenjemera mapewa).

wolemba:

- Ndi zoipa zoterezi mwayi ...

Ndipo onse akanatha chosiyana.

The kanthu zithunzi yachiwiri ukwati

-Moseketsa matchmaker agogo kubwelera mbuyo ndipo kachiwiri ankaimba powonekera isanafike amayi Tanya. Mawu ake ali osiyana:

- Mwana wanga, wokondedwa wanga, moni! (Amatsutsa izo, kuganizira)

Anakwatira osati chabe!

Taonani, bwanawe, kwambiri! (Agwiritsidwa kwa mmodzi wa madiresi wa)

Izi kavalidwe - chachikulu!

Tanya kumapsyopsyona amayi patsaya, chipinda akuyamba kuluka ndipo adzavina kuika kwa mayi ake osankhidwa chovala.

Kostya zikuphatikizapo:

- Tili alendo! Ndine wokondwa bwanji! (Kumpsyompsyonana tsaya mayi mkazi ali)

Kuti tiyi ndinatenga chokoleti ndi!

Tanya, kodi mwakonzeka,

Mayi, tiyi Thandizani nokha! (Mother-amatsanulira tiyi)

Pamafunikanso mpongozi:

- Monga ine ndinabwera mu nthawi!

Tanya, inu zabwino!

O, momwe oyera nsalu!

Zimenezo nchifukwa chakuti chimwemwe - osati mwana wamkazi! (In-lamulo akukhala pafupi matchmaker ndi, Kostya amatsanulira tiyi ndi likukhalira Tania onse akuwomba manja awo Young amapita kukaona, matchmaker kukumbatirana ndi nyimbo: .. "Pamene tinali achinyamata").

Chotero zithunzi, Zabwino pa ukwati zambiri wopita kwa makolo achinyamata. Iwo zothandiza ndipo m'malo n'zolakwika.